F1 teams explained using the economic cows…

Mercedes: You have two cows, the bank of Germany pays for them to be engineered to produce the most milk and be as efficient as possible
Red Bull: You have two cows which are actually bulls and produce no milk due to mad Renault disease
Toro Rosso: You have two calves. Neither are old enough to produce milk
Ferrari: You have two cows which are actually horses. They produce barely any milk nowadays but are still the prettiest
Lotus: You have two cows. Both are unhealthy but the milkmaids pay millions for the privilege of milking them. The milking is done badly and the farmer tweets about it
Williams: You have two cows which form part of a happy and family friendly petting zoo
Sauber: you have two cows and five milkmaids all insisting the farmer promised it was their turn to milk them.
Force India: you have two cows, all the state-of-the-art milking equipment, professional milkmaids and still for some reason can’t make enough milk to get by so join a committee to change the milk quotas
McLaren: In an attempt to create a super-cow that produces infinite milk you create a new breed. It doesn’t work and now you are stuck with two slow sad cows
Manor Marussia: you have two goats that you try to disguise as cows