More gems from today: two workmen come in. “We didn’t think you were open.” “…Why?” “It’s a bit late isn’t it?” “…It’s not even 2pm…” See this is the shit we have to contend with! I’ve always been baffled by places that close when lunchtime isn’t even over, but I guess for workmen, that’s normal! No wonder they often want sandwiches at 10.30am. The other one went on “I’ve never seen it open!” “…I’m open every day…” I don’t know what I can do to make my shop look more open – the outside door is open, there’s a sign that says OPEN on the inner door, the lights are on, I have a sign on the pavement outside the door… WHAT MORE DO PEOPLE EXPECT