lookincaliforniafeelinminnesota:

Every day it is a struggle for me not to tell Lewis Hamilton that he looks like a FUCKING BALLROOT.

I know this feeling so well – I just want to tell him he’s a twat in every possible way. 

Other drivers: *posting tweets/photos about training, working, being excited to drive the cars again*
Lewis: *is at Paris fashion week*

If this was a movie, Lewis would lose the 2016 championship in spectacular fashion with themes of hubris, vanity, pride coming before a fall, and generally being a prat. BUT Bernie thinks Lewis is the only worthwhile driver in F1, plus he seems to want to continue to devalue the sport as much as he can, so he won’t write the script that way. ¬_¬