You absolutely have to discover what happened between that dinner table, a live lobster and Fernando !! (By the way, I love your blog ;))

ellie-mayflower:

seb-in-red:

jb22fa14:

I know! I NEEED this information!

Thanks anon, 99% of the anons I get are hate, so it means a lot to have a little love.

I love you all 💜

I completely forgot about this! but I asked my mum to ask her boyfriend who is Brendon Hartley’s PR manager to ask Brendon who asked a friend who was there at that party with Dan and Fernando and they said *deep breath*

Apparently Fernando and Dan are a terrible influence on each other when alcohol becomes involved. These particular post-Monaco Grand Prix antics apparently involved a strange game where someone lies on a table and someone else puts a lobster on them and the person who can stand it the longest wins. 

“Fernando and Dan are a terrible influence on each other when alcohol becomes involved” is the best prompt I’ve heard in ages.

W t a f

Also why did my mind immediately assume they had to be naked when the lobster was put on them? I mean who knows