ohsososophisticated:

Another reason I’m a terrible person: I get so mortally insulted when someone who’s working here goes out and gets a sandwich from somewhere else, that it’s taking all my strength not to say something like “My sandwiches not good enough for you?” under the guise of a “joke” but it wouldn’t really be a joke at all, I just want to see them squirm. 

And another reason: when people come in, look at the menu then walk out again without ordering anything or giving me any explanation, I’m not going to be all nicey like “Thank you, come again when you want some tea~~~” I just give them an obviously fake smile and don’t say a word. I want them to know my feelings are hurt, idec.