Me: Okay brain, it’s time to sit down and write this thing
Brain: But what if we didn’t?
Me: What do you mean if we didn’t? It has to be done! We have to make ourselves sit down and write this.
Brain: Or we could not do that.
Me: Listen, I’m going to make some tea and the two of us are going to sit here and bang this shit out.
Brain: tralalalalalalala…