polyshippromptsafterdark:

Imagine your polyship trying out edible bodypaint. They expect a sensual night, but it quickly turns silly – licking off the paint gets old fast, at least one person is super ticklish, someone gets REALLY into the artistic aspect (and gets upset when their masterpiece is ruined), someone gets so relaxed from the sensation that they fall asleep, somebody won’t stop drawing dicks, etc. And the paint gets EVERYWHERE. Nobody can agree on whether the experiment was a failure or a success.

I’m not even a polyshipper but I’m just amused at the thought of this in motorsports fandom. “*How* many calories??? This’ll have to wait till the off season!”