Alternative titles for songs Peter and Carl wrote about each other

missoneminute:

Fuck Forever
I’m Very Cross With You Right Now Carlos

So Long My Lover
Trying To Top You’re My Waterloo Was A Bad Idea

Bang Bang You’re Dead
I Drunk Texted Peter An Hour Ago and He Didn’t Reply

Shadows Fall
He Still Hasn’t Replied But I Know He’s Seen It

Eight Dead Boys
I Need My Biggles

La Belle et La Bête
I Made My Supermodel Girlfriend Sing About How You’re Prettier Than Her

Faultlines
I’m Really Tired and My Nose is Running Quite A Lot 

Sedative
Honestly Kate’s Irritating Me And You Should Just Come Home Now This Has Gone Too Far

B.U.R.M.A
I Left This Off The Album Because It Implies We Shagged A Lot

Arcady
I Got Way More Famous Than You Just Casually Mentioning That…Yeah

Carry On Up The Morning
Don’t Turn Up At My House at 3am Unless You’re Willing to Put Out

Unbilotitled
I Literally Gave Up Giving Songs Titles At This Point Because in My Diary They’re Just Listed as “Angry/Sad Songs About How Carl Is Mean To Me Volumes 1-47”

*Songs may not actually be about each other but face it they probably are.