fuckyeahbiloandbiggles:

Pete: Some friend he is, I did everything I could for that boy, I treated him like my own mother.

Carl: You know what they do to the fat turkey at christmas don’t ya, he goes gobble gobble gobble and then out comes the blade and when that happens it’s turkey no more and the fat man of the household only gets fatter. Isn’t that right pigman.

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