goodqueenalys:

If you ever have to listen to anyone give you an insincere, absolute bullshit apology, just take comfort in the fact that it can’t be any worse than Orson Welles’ public “~apology~” after his War of the Worlds broadcast…

“I was extremely surprised to learn that a story which has become familiar to children through the medium of comic strips and many succeeding novels and adventure stories, should have had such an immediate and profound effect on radio listeners.”

“I won’t say I won’t follow this technique again, as it is a legitimate dramatic form.”

Which roughly translates to…

Sorry y’all are stupid. 

#sorrynotsorry