Me: Okay, let’s get this essay started!
Brain: No.
Me: What?
Brain: What you’re going to do is obsess over Carl Barât’s face.
Me: Wha– Why?
Brain: Carl!!!!!!!!!! Barât’s!!!!!!!! Face!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!
(x)
Me: Okay, let’s get this essay started!
Brain: No.
Me: What?
Brain: What you’re going to do is obsess over Carl Barât’s face.
Me: Wha– Why?
Brain: Carl!!!!!!!!!! Barât’s!!!!!!!! Face!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!
(x)