Carl:(doing an accent…) “You never know how it’s gonna go.”
gary: “You only need one foot as well, you already knew that?” carl: “One foot?” guy in studio:“Gary? Gary?” gary: “Yeah?” mic: “The person who is driving…” (??)
Carl:“So it’s in park?” Gary: “You’re in park, yeah.” carl: “Yay…”
gary: “Put your foot there. put your foot on the brake. the brake. that’s the brake.” carl: “The brake?” gary: “The brake. the brake to drive.”
carl:“That’s the brake?” Gary:“Yeah, you need that to drive.” carl:“Oh right.”
gary:“Now take your foot slowely off the break.. slowly. you don’t need to fully accelerate. you don’t need to fully accelerate.” (he’s actually saying about three sentences and repeating himself thirty times)
anthony: “Oh dude.” carl: “Now what?”
Carl actually starts driving…
everyone: “Whoa! whoawhoawhoa! WHOA!”
carl: “Shhh! shh! listen!”
Carl:“I’m gonna go back, then I go forward.”
gary:“No, they want you to reverse in, they don’t want you to go forward
anothony: “Go for it!”
(they start fighting)
carl: (slapping gary’s hand away) “Who’s driving??” anthony:“Can i get out?” Gary:“Pull it up a little bit more.”
more “whoa whoa whoa” while carl wiggles the car back and forth
gary: “Forward. very slow. very easy. just like that. nice and easy.” carl.“Okay okay okay okay.” anthony: “Just that little bit more”
carl:“I’ll get it, i’ll get it, i’ll get it…”
more whoa whoa whoa.
carl:“I could ride a motorbike. can i ride a motorbike??”
anthony: “Cut it to the left. to the left. go to the left.” gary: “Very slowly, swing it in”
whoa whoa whoa
anthony: “Back up a bit more. you gotta cut a lot, cut it a lot. let go of the brake. that was good.” John: “Cut it a bit. go back and come again.” anthony: “You’re gonna get it dude. Cut the wheel all the way to the right.” (carl actually listens, for the first time)
carl:“Okay, now what?” anthony:“Now let go of the brake.” gary:“whoa whoa whoa” anthony:“Just let go of the brake. just let go of the brake. there you go” gary: “Whoa easy! easy!” anthony:“You’ve got another foot.” gary:“Easy! easy!!”
anthony:“Okay. Try to straighten out, go forward.” carl: “Check this out!” anthony:“You’ve got it. you’ve got it.” gary: “Right, just turn it out. turn it in but very very easily.”
anthony:“Let go of the break. nice one!”
(clapping)
carl:“That’s crap, we’re miles away from the wall!”
Anthony:“Who cares? it’s in there and we’re alive!”
(they get out)
anthony: “I’m in here, I’m twelve years old and I’m parking Cadillacs!” (??)
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