“On your toes… On your new… Saint Laurent birthday boy toes~” // Heart of the Matter
Author: suchasinistergame
things got a little heated in the gc today
International Differences that turn into screaming matches of misdirected fury is one of my favorite genres of humor
Waaaaait a minute i mean carrots aside do you mean that in American sandwiches the lettuce/cucumber/tomato you put in with the meat/cheese isn’t called salad??? What else is it then??? If it’s salad outside of the sandwich it’s still salad inside it!!!
Happy Birthday Carl Ashley Raphael Barât (6 June 1978)
It’s good to know you’re not alone, and there
are many a ship on the same sea, each bound for some arcady, be they
galleons or rafts. We’ll all get there eventually.
Random bits of innuendo and misc Carl references from Peter’s diaries.































































