4 word horror story

mitochondrionion:

jontronshat:

pajama-zam:

jontronshat:

imhangingwhataboutyou:

jontronshat:

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

this dick

It’s not even 4 words???

THE LIBERTINES reveal The Albion Rooms in Margate

sonicshocks:

The Libertines have today revealed the name of their new hotel/studio in Margate. It shall henceforth be known as The Albion Rooms. An opening date and launch party will be announced in due course.

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“The studio will be finished next month and plans for the bar, where you may be lucky (or unlucky) enough to have one of the band pull you a pint, are underway.”