glambrat:

Wait a minute… Is that a fucking Dyson badge?

Nicky loves hoovering, I seem to recall! I have a sudden vivid memory of him singing the praises of the Dyson: “You should see the dust come up!”

Also hands up who had a blue camo dress cos of this man, tho mine wasn’t see through 

thebaconsandwichofregret:

blackfemalescientist:

misandry-mermaid:

ethiopienne:

yoooooo

Here’s some more:

  1. You interrupted me, I’m not finished talking
  2. You’re making me uncomfortable
  3. Leave me alone
  4. Don’t talk to me like that

1. You repeated my idea
2. You’re in my space
4. No, I won’t do that for you
5. I am aware of that

And for when people aren’t listening to you say all of these

1) Stop ignoring what I’m saying

Some mainly non-verbal ones i use regularly in the shop:

1) *stare, raise eyebrows*

2) Yeah *walks away*

3) *tight lipped smile, silence*

4) *turn around, leave the room*