theianitor:

mussolinguini:

because an anon told me to and i aim to please

1. Mercedes 
lewis will win but nico would take it like a champ

2. Red Bull 
A CLOSE FIGHT!!! the fight of all fights. dany will win by a slim margin. daniel will pout but get over it quickly because the tears are infecting his wounds

3. Williams
valtteri is scared of hurting felipe and thinks felipe feels the same way. BUT HE’S WRONG. felipe catches him off guard and wins in seconds. no one saw it happen.

4. Force India
nico wins because his height is intimidating but they still love each other

5. Toro Rosso
carlos lays into max like nobody’s business. he’s too quick; max can’t even fight back. somewhere in the crowd, daddy sainz looks on proudly, screaming “that’s my boy” and thrusting his fist in the air. jos is already on the phone trying to cancel the bets he placed to make money off his son. he’s trying to play it cool but he’s covered in sweat.

6. Haas
dear god i can’t even imagine this fight they’re both so skinny. i guess esteban would bitch slap romain and romain would be laughing too hard for anything else to happen. esteban apologizes and they share a croissant like the spaghetti scene in lady & the tramp

7. McLaren
absolutely not 0/10 would never fight each other. only peace and love runs through the veins of mclaren except when they fired kevin via email on his birthday sorry i sneezed

8. Sauber
felipe wins because marcus lost a fight to a chicken on his way to the fight with felipe

9. Manor
pascal would not fight rio, but would win against esteban. if all three fought at the same time, rio would win. don’t ask. something about his vibe tells me he can throw down if necessary

10. Renault
jo’s people call kevin’s people and cancel the fight an hour before it happens because jo is scared, and rightfully so. we saw what kevin did to romain. maybe it’s the chest tattoos?

Ferrari don’t even get a spot this time around? XD