Sometimes I want to start the masterlist of things non-Americans find weird about America that Americans probably don’t even realise, like:
– furnace in the basement
– outdoor mailboxes
– fraternities/sororities
– popularity of college sports
– TURNING ON A RED TRAFFIC LIGHT wtf
– mayonnaise on a sandwich instead of butter
– powdered creamer
– no electric kettles
Having a baby fall asleep on your chest is one of the purest and nicest things ever
Even just reading this gave me a panic attack. I had to substitute the word “kitten” for “baby” to calm down.
Haha, oh dear. I’m the person who will show up for a family function and then spend the entire time cuddling the baby. 😛 I’m a very useful aunt. I’m even totally happy changing diapers.
I wouldn’t even want to be in the same room as the baby, lol. I’d be looking for the family pet ;3
Having a baby fall asleep on your chest is one of the purest and nicest things ever
Even just reading this gave me a panic attack. I had to substitute the word “kitten” for “baby” to calm down.
extremely blessed image
supreme champion…. of my heart
Jennifuzz waits with JellyBaby at the bustop on her first day of Baby School (Fuzzberta is a notable alumni) 🍎 I can’t tell who is more excited!
Sometimes i feel like i can be a pretty funny interesting person, then sometimes i feel like the fucking biggest moron, and i wish it wasn’t the same people who always see me being the latter way??? Ugh
I have friends who are so conscientious they won’t watch iPlayer because they don’t have a TV licence. Can’t imagine that life
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