CHRISTMAS PARTY AUS

michaelaprt:

  • We’re both allergic to everything being served at this party so we should go have dinner together AU
  • There’s only one bathroom here and we both need to use it but we’re pretty sure we can hear people having sex in there AU
  • We hardly know each other but everyone is being paired up for karaoke and we got put together AU
  • Someone started a game of musical chairs and I’m trying to play, but you’re my (drunk) crush and you keep pulling me into your lap AU
  • I’m the only one at your party who isn’t drunk and you need help cleaning up your house and getting these people home AU
  • You’re the co-worker who I’ve had a crush on for forever and it turns out you are also the stripper who got called to this party AU
  • I had an allergic reaction to something I ate, and you are the hottie who gave me mouth-to-mouth AU
  • Someone spilled their drink on me and you’re the person who gave me their jacket to cover up the stain AU 

I’ve been wanting to write all day but the thing I’ve been working on most recently is the zombie apocalypse fic but it does NOT feel appropriate rn. I really do want to write my proper Retirement Fic but I don’t have the creative or emotional energy to start that now either lol. Then there’s the road trip fic which is about the right level of emotion, but I’m at another hazy bit in the story so that looks tough rn too. 

So in summary:

Zombies: creative energy but not emotional
Roadtrip: emotional energy but not creative
Retirement fic: neither

Excellent :|b