louisville-redcoat:

catbountry:

chupicronian:

lamaenthel:

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.

EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.

This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.

This is your average adult pig.

Big ole’ pigs.

Reblogging because I feel so misinformed about pigs right now. My life is a lie.

If you want a small pig, guinea pigs are your answer! Guinea pigs are always the answer. 

Lol my reaction to seeing mainstream porn (COS I SEE SO MUCH OF IT WITH ALL THE FECKING PORN BOTS WHO ADD ME ON TUMBLR THESE DAYS) is pretty much the same reaction that straight men have when they discover slash fanfiction. “Do… do people find this erotic? Really?? /).(”