suchasinistergame

Butcher Billy

me: ok im gonna sit down and read this book with no distractions

me two minutes later:

So gr9 when you’re told an event should be over by about 6 and it’s now nearly 7 and it’s not even really started, thanks

Source: suite-dee-reynolds

I wish people would stop acting like being deprived of sex is the worst thing that can happen to a human, like if nothing else you’ve got two hands don’t you??

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refurbthecat:

Things that Refurb apparently finds me useful for:

Food purchasing and dispensing

Scratching that side of her head that she can’t get on her own

Literally nothing else

THE DEADLINE IS TOMORROW SOMEONE MAKE ME FINISH THIS FIC ffs

Source: waino

sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

Also more girls need to get into pro-wrestling (and write fic for it). Moar I say!

I’ve written this fic over and over in my head but that doesn’t help it make its way into the document 😐 Why has technology not come up with a way to get words from brain to computer yet???