kaitoukitty:

deadpoolmarverlousanna:

pettyrevenge:

I make my husband a sandwich everyday for work. Once, I jokingly kissed it to show him that I made it “with love.” But then for some reason it stuck, and that just became the habit. Make sandwich, give it a little smooch, put into baggie. Except when I’m mad at him. Then that sandwich isn’t made with love. It gets no kiss. Yeah, enjoy that sandwich, jerkface. I hope it tastes like despair.

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Revenge Bento

I wrote a bit earlier which is nice but I’m wrangling with two completely different threads and idk if i can reconcile them enough to include them both in the same story 🤔 Especially cos one is like, real and srs and the other is just 1000% pure headcanon with no basis in reality and should those twain ever meet?? Hmm i will think on it as i sleep.

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moonlettuce:

refinery29:

Want more Brexit info? We’ve got you covered:

1. How UK’s search terms *after* Brexit show Brits had no idea what they were voting for.
2. What simple thing about making voting easy the US can learn from the Brexit ballot. (Remember the 2000 election anyone?)
3. How Brexit affects your 401(k) if you live in the United States.
4. And finally, a truly ~creepy~ Harry Potter anniversary happens to fall on Brexit day. Coincidence????

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In regards to that Washington Post graphic that states that only Scotland and three English cities voted remain, can I point out that these were the areas that actually voted Remain:

Aberdeen, Aberdeenshire, Angus, Argyll & Bute, Barnet, Bath & North East Somerset, Brent, Brighton & Hove, Bristol, Bromley, Cambridge, Camden, Cardiff, Ceredigion, Cheltenham, Chiltern, City of London, Clackmannanshire, Comhairle Nan Eilean Siar, Cotswold, Croydon, Dumfries & Galloway, Dundee, Ealing, East Ayrshire, East Dunbartonshire, East Hampshire, East Lothian, East Renfrewshire, Edinburgh, Elmbridge, Enfield, Epsom & Ewell, Exeter, Falkirk, Fife, Gibraltar, Glasgow, Greenwich, Guildford, Gwynedd, Hackney, Hammersmith & Fulham, Haringey, Harrogate, Harrow, Hart, Highland, Horsham, Hounslow, Inverclyde, Isles of Scilly, Islington, Kensington & Chelsea, Kingston-upon-Thames, Lambeth, Leeds, Leicester, Lewes, Lewisham, Liverpool, Manchester, Mendip, Merton, Mid Sussex, Midlothian, Mole Valley, Monmouthshire, Moray, Newcastle-upon-Tyne, Newham, North Ayrshire, North Hertfordshire, North Lanarkshire, Northern Ireland, Norwich, Orkney Islands, Oxford, Perth & Kinross, Reading, Redbridge, Renfrewshire, Richmond-upon-Thames, Rushcliffe, Scottish Borders, Sefton, Shetland Islands, South Ayrshire, South Cambridgeshire, South Hams, South Lakeland, South Lanarkshire, South Oxfordshire, Southwark, St Albans, Stirling, Stockport, Stroud, Tower Hamlets, Trafford, Tunbridge Wells, Vale of Glamorgan, Vale of White Horse, Waltham Forest, Wandsworth, Warwick, Waverley, West Berkshire, West Dunbartonshire, West Lothian, West Oxfordshire Westminster, Winchester, Windsor & Maidenhead Royal, Wirral, Woking, Wokingham, Wycombe, York

But, yeah, feel free to reduce us to Scotland, London, Liverpool, and Manchester.

Adding onto this I am getting a bit narked with all these ‘declare London independant’ petitions. London wasn’t the only city who voted to remain part of the EU. 

I wish I could say stuff about Queen and have anybody gaf lol, like ranking the albums or talking about underrated songs. Basically I want it to be like 2011 Monkees fandom, that was good times (pun unintentional but I’ll go with it)