To use a Tumblr-beloved definition, Sainte Devote is Felipe Massa’s problematic fave.
Author: suchasinistergame
Just gonna leave this here….
On a completely different note, @gorgeryandgushness, I also thought this might be of interest.
I’m such a saddo I probably enjoyed the freckles more than the butt
Artist: Blackstreet f/ Dr. Dre and Queen Pen
Song: No Diggity
Album: Another Level
When this song came out I HATED it and thought it was the worst song I’d ever heard in my life. But now if it comes on the radio I’m like heyyyy groovy~ Dem nostalgia feels eh
Day ruined by mardy customer who doesn’t understand how tea works ffs
nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack
Oh, I mean in people’s houses, haha! I wouldn’t say that in a shop. Am I safe?
I’ll allow it! ;p
I think I’ve started to do it 😐
Tut tut! There’s still time to stop ;3 If it’s not got a bath in it (or at least a shower), it ain’t a bathroom!
MONACO BABY 2016
Some of this I’ve already tweeted but here’s the unabridged fannish version from today’s events!
– Got a lift to the circuit in a taxi with two RBR guys because the trains are fucked
– From Rob: any grief Felipe gets in the press is water off a duck’s back to him
– No hint on contract extension but Rob suggested he’d stick around “as long as he wants to be in F1”– Got some dazzling smiles from Checo & RoGro for being supportively gobby
– Nice chat with a guy from C4; I praised their coverage (only transitional struggle has been everyone assuming they’re still the BBC!)
– Was nearly taken out by someone running to get Jolyon’s autograph
– Buxton tripped over a cable cover lololololololol
– One of the motorhomes was playing the best of REM, bad times
– Complained about trains with Andrew “Sideburns” Murdoch (Andrew/Matteo shy OTP 5ever)
– Told Ted about his Ayao mispronunciation so look out for a potential future correction!
– There’s a guy at Pirelli who’d be accepted into the Amazing Hair Posse, no questions asked
– WHY IS GENE HAAS WEARING A BLACK SWEATSHIRT IT IS FUCKING ROASTING
– ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: said Je t’aime to Jean Alesi HE GRINNED AND EVERYTHING
– Praised Jack Nicholls for his FE commentary (he misses Dario when he’s not there) and he’s just as excitable in real life 😂
– Giuly Salvi is still unbearably handsome
o/ :3b :3b :3b THANK YOU #MassaMafia fact/gossip gatherer! Re: 2017 contract, the media has been unnervingly positive lately, like if they expect anyone to leave, it’ll be Tezza. But I ain’t getting my hopes up just yet :S
(Also I am 100% aboard the Matteo/Sideburns ship, oh yes)