TMI but it’s so hard to write smut when your libido is in a ‘dormant’ phase of the cycle >.> I want to finish this fic but it’s too filthy for this time of the month and my brain (and body) are like “Soz, not interested rn, come back in a week or two” :|b

Might go work on something easier, like this zombie apocalypse fic…

indianajjones:

bana05:

brightindie:

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

“hey what are you doing?”
“nothing” 
“oh great! so you are avaliab-”
“no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.”