me, if i talk: i’m being so annoying and everybody hates me and thinks i’m weird
me, if i don’t talk: i’m being so weird and distant and everybody hates me and thinks i’m weird
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Producers: Relationships need drama! If couples are just happy all the time the audience will get bored!
Me: I would literally watch these two idiots do laundry and make toast and be domestic and smiley for the rest of my trash life.
Cute when people ring the doorbell thinking I’ll answer. Even if you know I’m in here even if you hear me and even if you look through the window and we make eye contact I won’t answer! Do something about it! You won’t
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