carl barât – Page 3 – suchasinistergame

thrillsarecheap:

“Met Johnny Marr last night. Did it for you really. When I shook his hand I gingerly probed his callouses & thought of you.

Never make me swear on the soul of my twin.

He was kind but jaded. Told me where to score. Told me to be ware. “He gave up smoking yesterday.” his wife (who’s name escapes me) Mrs Marr, told me from behind her hand. I didn’t scare.
Flash, done, myth, legend, 2 hands. No more heroes. Go through them all like cigarettes & what you got left? Is it really worth it? Thall shalt not worship false idols.
Idyl idle eye doll.
I hear Lou Reed’s a right old spazz these days.
I don’t know when to die. Some go too soon. Nietzsche says….then died too old, daddling mad with syphilis. There is no other half. Not unless you see it as those who do & those who don’t, those who show it and those who won’t. Those that change to live, or? Candy coated sinners.
Always alone.
Mental note. Don’t get killed crossing road in rain. “

Carl Barat writing to Peter in the Books of Albion

justice4pandy:

maiba:

1waytikit2tickletown:

Carl Barat trying to drive a Car…

they all get in the car & put on their seatbelts

Carl: “So what should I do?”

(all talk over each other…)

gary:“Too fucking right!”

Carl:(doing an accent…) “You never know how it’s gonna go.”

gary: “You only need one foot as well, you already knew that?”
carl: “One foot?”
guy in studio:“Gary? Gary?”
gary: “Yeah?”
mic: “The person who is driving…” (??)

Carl:“So it’s in park?”
Gary: “You’re in park, yeah.”
carl: “Yay…”

gary: “Put your foot there. put your foot on the brake. the brake. that’s the brake.”
carl: “The brake?”
gary: “The brake. the brake to drive.”

carl:“That’s the brake?”
Gary:“Yeah, you need that to drive.”
carl:“Oh right.”

gary:“Now take your foot slowely off the break.. slowly. you don’t need to fully accelerate. you don’t need to fully accelerate.” (he’s actually saying about three sentences and repeating himself thirty times)

anthony: “Oh dude.”
carl: “Now what?”

Carl actually starts driving…

everyone: “Whoa! whoawhoawhoa! WHOA!”

carl: “Shhh! shh! listen!”

Carl:“I’m gonna go back, then I go forward.”

gary:“No, they want you to reverse in, they don’t want you to go forward

anothony: “Go for it!”

(they start fighting)

carl: (slapping gary’s hand away) “Who’s driving??”
anthony:“Can i get out?”
Gary:“Pull it up a little bit more.”

more “whoa whoa whoa” while carl wiggles the car back and forth

gary: “Forward. very slow. very easy. just like that. nice and easy.”
carl.“Okay okay okay okay.”
anthony: “Just that little bit more”

carl:“I’ll get it, i’ll get it, i’ll get it…”

more whoa whoa whoa.

carl:“I could ride a motorbike. can i ride a motorbike??”

anthony: “Cut it to the left. to the left. go to the left.”
gary: “Very slowly, swing it in”

whoa whoa whoa

anthony: “Back up a bit more. you gotta cut a lot, cut it a lot. let go of the brake. that was good.”
John: “Cut it a bit. go back and come again.”
anthony: “You’re gonna get it dude. Cut the wheel all the way to the right.”
(carl actually listens, for the first time)

carl:“Okay, now what?”
anthony:“Now let go of the brake.”
gary:“whoa whoa whoa”
anthony:“Just let go of the brake. just let go of the brake. there you go”
gary: “Whoa easy! easy!”
anthony:“You’ve got another foot.”
gary:“Easy! easy!!”

anthony:“Okay. Try to straighten out, go forward.”
carl: “Check this out!”
anthony:“You’ve got it. you’ve got it.”
gary: “Right, just turn it out. turn it in but very very easily.”

anthony:“Let go of the break. nice one!”

(clapping)

carl:“That’s crap, we’re miles away from the wall!”

Anthony:“Who cares? it’s in there and we’re alive!”

(they get out)

anthony: “I’m in here, I’m twelve years old and I’m parking Cadillacs!” (??)

NEVER LET CARL BARAT DRIVE A CAR…EVER

卡拉拉你還是坐旁邊吧(茶

~jesus take the wheel~