battingonjakku:

angelsintheslips:

albiegeorge:

Why are there insufficient top order batsmen with rude names to make a functional innuendo XI?

I have plenty of bowlers (Wood, Willey, Cummins, Ball).

I have a surplus of wicketkeepers (De Kock, BJ Watling).

But one cannot make a top order on two Roots alone.

Help!

Well, you could if you ended up with twins each time…

also if you want another keeper to go with de Kock…

There really are too many bowlers. I can only offer Bumrah in addition.