skint-andminted:

If you had a film made about your life, which actor would play you?

Carlos: Chesney Hawkes would play me.

Peter: That little kid in..what’s that film with the ballet dancer in?

Pippa: (giggling) Billy Elliot

Peter: Yeah, that’s it, the kid’s little mate who wears make-up.

Pippa: Awww!

Carl: He looks like you!

Peter: Yeah he does look like me!

John: He’s a good looking kid tho. Some B-List celebrity would play me, probably Barrymore or someone, that would be great.

Pippa: Interesting film!

Carlos: (laughing lots) That would be a great film! (sings) Do you remember 19899999??