personsonable:

personsonable:

minesottafatspoollegend:

comedianthrax:

comedianthrax:

that one really eloquent australian dude getting arrested for dining and dashing is my idol tbh

this guy

I feel like this guy is an English nobleman from 100 years ago sent into the future and didn’t think he had to pay for food because of his status

AND YOU SIR?????

ARE YOU WAITING TO RECEIVE MY LIMP PENIS??????

christ i just cannot stop thinking about this video. every word out of this man’s lips is delivered with such majesty and grace that you almost forget he’s screaming about his dick after refusing to pay for a meal

brokendaisychains:

forochel:

ladyofthelog:

ifshehadwings:

calystarose:

lierdumoa:

incorrigible-ixoreus:

aughtpunk:

ramblelifeaway:

porciacatonis:

shredsandpatches:

glumshoe:

I tried to make a sexual identity generator but it’s glitchy and I’m not sure how to fix it.

I got “topheavy cishet”

Parallel parking bisexual

“Asexual Sex God” I’ll take it

paleontologist bisexual, hell yeah

uncomfortable gay ghost

well

you’re not wrong

wtf does this mean

“Themysciran astronaut” – I’ll take that!

sensible bezoar-collector ? sure. 

writer gay (this generator doesn’t seem very broken)

COUGH SYRUP GAY DINOSAUR

anxious activist gay

Homoerotic big homo