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leatheronwillow:

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my name is mitch
and wen it’s nite
I cry in bed
it’s qwyte a site
oh, pat or sam? sam or pat?
I stay up late
I lik my bat

my name is Sam

and wen it’s daye

“i love you” is what

i hope mitch saye

i hope he givs

me a kiss or two

before the day is don

he never do.

😦

my name is mitch
and this is tru –
my ‘keeper frend
its me not yu
so just giv up 
(its not abowt pat)
be like me
i lik my bat

my name is pat
and i just don’t care
about much beyond
my floppy hair
by day i bowl
at night i feast
(i would do yu, mitch
yu sexy beast)

o here now, pat
my schoolboy crush
such lascivious thoughts
they mak me blush
i can’t hurt sam
but the truth is, pat
I’d invyte you
to lik my bat