l i f e – suchasinistergame

caseyd1a:

I feel so called out

me: *is super motivated to do a thing*

literally one second: *passes*

me: *is no longer interested in the thing at all*

rubyetc:

the worry is pervasive, the worry shall not be reasoned with, the worry is a bastard

Source: rubyetc

daddyroboarm:

someone: *mentions my favorite character*

me: *vibrating at frequency that shatters glass* yeah I love them a normal amount

unpretty:

me: you know what, fuck it, i’m just going to fic some really shameful, fucked-up pornography. i’m just gonna go for it. just, some really vile shit. fuck it! who cares.

me, 3k later: i assume they’re going to fuck eventually but at this point it’s anyone’s guess

braineaterz:

okay but what the fuck is it like to not be constantly anxious??? to have moments of calm??? seems fake and unrealistic to me

Inspiration: hey here’s a really cool new fic idea
Me: hey thanks but I already have a lot shouldn’t I finish those first?
Inspiration: no
Inspiration: no finish
Inspiration: only start

tortellinigirl:

good news!!! ive successfully replaced all of my emotions with jokes

cutegirlonline:

me, sitting in my bed, in pjs: *is anxious*

me: wtf. why

theflirtmeister:

me @ me: write u fucking idiot