What you want: Someone to show off. Someone who makes you feel passionate and excited all the time. A hot body, a nice face. Someone with smooth moves.
What you need: Someone patient and forgiving. Someone intelligent and witty. Someone you won’t get bored of. Someone who won’t run away when things get rough.
TAURUS
What you want: A fixer-upper. Nicholas Sparks-type scenes. Lots of gifts. Undying attention. Someone who will agree with you and make you feel desirable and attractive.
What you need: Someone who shares your views. Someone who respects you. A healthy amount of attention and material gifts. Someone who knows they’re good enough for you. Someone who knows you’re good enough for them.
GEMINI
What you want: A genius. A comedian. A hot mess. In other words, your twin flame.
What you need: Wisdom to balance out knowledge. Someone with impulse control. Someone forgiving and understanding. Ears willing to listen… for a while.
CANCER
What you want: A romance-novel character. Lots of hugs, gifts, and reassurance. Someone who won’t hurt your feelings. Someone who knows exactly what you’re thinking and what you want.
What you need: Someone to help you lighten up a little. Honesty. Security. Someone extraordinarily patient. Loyalty.
LEO
What you want: Someone to show off to your friends. Someone to make you more popular. Attention out the wazoo. An admirer, your biggest fan. Undying support in everything you do.
What you need: Someone wise and understanding. Someone you respect, and who respects you. Someone to be straight with you. Loyalty. Forgiveness. Someone who knows the value in the little gestures.
VIRGO
What you want: Someone self-sustainable. Intelligence and common sense. Someone who can give you space. Someone who will listen to you and accept your criticism.
What you need: Someone to light up your life. Someone you never get bored of. A bit of a mystery. Someone who knows who they are. Someone who appreciates all that you do.
LIBRA
What you want: Someone to be romantic with. That cute couple aesthetic. Attention. A pretty face and a brilliant mind.
What you need: A best friend. A mediator. Someone who won’t take advantage of you. Someone you can really talk to.
SCORPIO
What you want: Someone who adores you. Submission. Omnipresence in their life. Complete devotion. Control. Passion.
What you need: A mystery. Respect. A healthy amount of push-back. Someone you know you can trust. Someone you know will not hurt you. Undying loyalty. Honesty.
SAGITTARIUS
What you want: A travel buddy. A daredevil. Someone spunky and free. Someone “exotic”, mysterious, foreign. Someone who isn’t interested in textbook romance.
What you need: Someone who gets you. Someone with common sense. Someone who can forgive your little flubs. Independence. Consistency. Someone you could travel around the world with and not hate them afterwards.
CAPRICORN
What you want: Perfection. Loyalty. A mystery. A romance that doesn’t get in the way of work. Someone like-minded and intelligent.
What you need: Someone to help you see the best side of things. Imagination and youth. Loyalty and respect. Someone who’s okay with being dominated, but not a pushover.
AQUARIUS
What you want: A mad scientist. A genius. A poet. Someone to share your interests with. A best friend. Freedom.
What you need: Independence. Trust. Consistent communication. A best friend. A kind of intelligence you don’t have.
PISCES
What you want: A fairy-tale romance. A tortured artist. Someone you want to “fix”, someone you view as “the underdog”. Someone who’s sensitive, artistic, and poetic. Someone who dazzles you.
What you need: Stability. Honesty. Patience. Someone who won’t walk all over you. Someone who doesn’t need you to fix them. Someone who will always wait for you to come back.
AND ANOTHER THING ngl I am deriving a lot of entertainment from imagining Rob’s reaction to all of this. He’s the only person I want to see giving Felipe shit over his five minute retirement lol.
– WIPs: zombies (nearing completion, I think), road trip (four more parts to go), Slow Down (yeah thanks for messing the latter up two-thirds through posting Felipe with your SURPRISE BITCHES maybe-comeback tease that’s ruined my motivation for it lol), sex worker AU (hardly even properly started but it’s already nearly 10k words long) – AU where one of them is a delinquent and the other is a good boy but I can’t decide who should be which (was going to be would-be bad boy with a heart of gold Felipe and smart college boy Rob BUT bad boy Rob and struggling-to-pass-his-exams Felipe is also appealing) – Five times Rolipe tried to ~spice things up~ in the bedroom and just ended up failing/laughing at each other [and realising that’s what they like best anyway] (spanking/toys/filming/??) – NEW: AU where Felipe gets Dudu to help him chat up the attractive English stranger because his English is better than Felipe’s – EVEN MORE NEW: Earthly Delights sequel where they meet up in London 5 years later (FFS WHERE DID THIS COME FROM)
I’m sure there’s plenty more I’m forgetting, esp. AUs :/a I thought I was going to need them next year in the pursuit of escapism to fill the gaping void of reality, BUT NOW WHO KNOWS
I had the single thought “I feel like dudu is better at English than Felipe” and i immediately got an au idea where Felipe forces his reluctant brother to help him chat up an attractive English guy who speaks no Portuguese.
Good to know the ideas generating part of my brain is still in full working order, even if the words generating part is in more dubious condition
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