When people ask if I do hot food (or “warm food” which someone asked for today which sounded bizarre to me) I just want to tell ‘em that if they want fuckin’ eggs benedict they can go ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE CITY cos every fucker is doing it ¬_¬ (And if you come in and initially ask if I do sandwiches you’re sending mixed signals here love <.<)

I know it’s not normal to be this impatient with people lol but a) at least I didn’t make any sarcastic comments EVEN THOUGH I WANTED TO so that’s a victory and b) PEOPLE JUST FUCK ME OFF SO MUCH idek how people tolerate 90% of the human race when they’re all so bloody annoying.