I know you have actually mentioned writing it in the past but the prostitute au needs to be a thing, quite frankly.

In that case, I have some good news! I have almost 10000 words of that fic, and I’ve made more notes for it than I have any other fic, including the road trip one lol. So it’ll get finished, once the road trip is out of the way – probably when the season is over and I’ll be bringing out all the AUs to keep me going lol ;(