nerdibi:

THE SIGNS ACCORDING TO SHITPOSTGENERATOR:

Aries: buddy i aam afraid
Taurus: guess who’s about to bully your hamster

Gemini: *SAVES YOU FROM WATCHIN G ADAM SANDLER* HOLD UP

Cancer: imagine space aesthetics

Leo: *remembers disgraceful friends* dude

Virgo: [[ something went wrong ]]

Libra: why are tragedies so heterosexual

Scorpio: *cooks my husband* well shit

Sagittarius: what about fucking pants

Capricorn: mail your friends memes

Aquarius: you can’t shitpost about that fucking frog

Pisces: friendly reminder that you need to purposely sexualize your digusting problematic fave