Tagged by @shambl-s, thank you!

Name: Sarah

Gender: Female

Sign: Virgo, though I ~feel more Sagittarius in that you can’t pin me down man lol

Height: Nearly 5′8 (172cm)

Sexuality: Straight

Background for your desktop/phone: My desktop is just what came with the computer but my phone is this:

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher: Nope. Authority figures have always been more a source of terror for me than anything else ha

Where do you see yourself in ten years: I have no idea at all and I like it that way, haha. No plans, no ambitions! Being alive would be great, don’t wanna jinx it

Coolest Halloween costume: I’ve never dressed up for Halloween – when I was a kid Halloween wasn’t as big a thing anyway, but my family were quite religious so my mum saw Halloween as the ~occult and very bad etc etc. 

Favourite 90s show: The Simpsons, season 3-8. No further! 

Who was your last kiss: Uhh bf I guess lol

Have you ever been stood up: I used to have a friend who would often not show up but I got used to it lol. I really miss her tbh, I should see if she still has the same email address heh

Have you ever been to Las Vegas: Hmm I think I’ve been through it on a bus? But maybe I just went near it.

Favourite pair of shoes: Oh man I LOVE shoes and my favourites are probably my silver Kurt Geiger lace-ups. But I daredn’t wear them as much anymore cos some of the stitching is worn out 😦 I always overwear my favourite shoes and then am heartbroken when they end up battered ;_;

Favourite fruit: It’s not that exciting but probably honeydew melon cos it’s a food I can always eat even when I don’t want to eat

Favourite books: Lolita by Vladimir Nabakov, Men at Arms by Terry Pratchett, Brighton Rock by Graham Greene (independent of all Libs connection haha). I confess I’ve not read much (published) fiction in years though :S

Stupidest thing you have ever done: Probably all the dumb things I’ve done have been in fits of temper or out of impatience, like when I accidentally sliced my finger to the bone last year through sheer petulant rage. Extremely childish and completely avoidable but I have the impulse control of a toddler, it’s awful 😐  

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