nerdibi:

THE SIGNS ACCORDING TO SHITPOSTGENERATOR:

Ariesbuddy i aam afraid
Taurusguess who’s about to bully your hamster

Gemini: *SAVES YOU FROM WATCHIN G ADAM SANDLER* HOLD UP

Cancer: imagine space aesthetics

Leo*remembers disgraceful friends* dude

Virgo[[ something went wrong ]]

Librawhy are tragedies so heterosexual

Scorpio: *cooks my husband* well shit

Sagittariuswhat about fucking pants

Capricorn: mail your friends memes

Aquariusyou can’t shitpost about that fucking frog

Piscesfriendly reminder that you need to purposely sexualize your digusting problematic fave

Some info for your followers, though maybe just UK: Carl’s hour-long Needle Time interview is being reshown on Vintage TV on Fri 9 February at 4.00am! I did request it recently, and they replied, but I’m not sure whether that helped. I watched it when it was first on three years ago but can’t really remember the content, but it’s trailed as “revealing” (but of course). Might go on their website, too?

missoneminute:

Oh that’s great thank you! X