Me: *sees beautiful art* I should compliment the artist!
Me: *knows nothing of art terms*….
It’s shiny! The lines go whoosh whoosh and that makes me happy. The colors give me feelings. So clean, so vibrant. I would lick it.

Well tonight’s frustrating Twitter argument was me trying to say that motorsport should be environmentally responsible if it can and some guy saying that trying to be environmentally friendly is “killing racing” and oh just fuck off you thick fuck

66koi:

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

Look at it this way: there’ll always be time. And if there isn’t, you’re dead, in which case it doesn’t matter anyway. 

f1ficchallenges:

In Too Deep

Author: ohsososophisticated
Pairing: Rob Smedley/Felipe Massa
Relevant tags (incl any warnings): Mermaids
Summary: Rob the marine biologist gets the job opportunity of a lifetime.

Rob couldn’t believe his luck when he got the letter informing him his interview was successful. He was ready for something different, and this was as different an opportunity as he could’ve hoped for.

It was easy to find a place to stay – the coast wasn’t that popular a destination in autumn, and he easily settled into the town, and his new workplace.

“It’s a privilege to be a part of the project,” he said to his boss on his first day. “I’ve always wanted to work with merfolk. They’re such a fascinating species.”

He realised he’d already put his foot in it from the pained look that crossed Claire’s face.

“Don’t use that word around them,” she admonished him. “They find it highly offensive. Use ‘race’, or even ‘nation’, but not the s-word.”

“Sorry,” Rob mumbled. “I guess I don’t know as much about them as I thought.”

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