me: sends a risky message

me: you know what i need to do? i need to turn my phone off for the next week. i really need to cleanse myself from the toxins of modern technology. i need to turn off my phone and throw it in the nearest pond and see what life was like back when everything was simple. it’s one step closer to enlightenment. cell phones emit radiation anyway right?? im really doing this for my physical health

it’s time ..

f1ficchallenges:

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canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

Reblog this and tag it with the lyric that’s stuck in your head

I am deffo going to have to write a fic called Risk to Exist at some point, that’s a gift of a title, thanks Maximo Park 👍

Last night i dreamt i was going to bang either Noam dar or Nicole scherzinger, i would accept this tbh

petrie-shostakovich:

alllevelsatonce:

when a friend reblogs the same thing as you but they reblog it from someone else

@asociate

Is there any more soul-destroying feeling than when you try to do something, unsuccessfully, then see someone else do *the exact same thing as you* and succeed? And you can’t see any other reason except they’re just a person who people like, and you are not. That’s it.

When bae lets you borrow his facial hair while you’re on holiday

Source: markwebberaus

dont mind if i dont

anightvaleintern:

phanphaneverywhere:

damhowell:

mickie310:

damhowell:

Names I hate because I never know how the specific person spells it:

Matthew or Mathew
Sarah or Sara
Ashley or Ashlee or Ashlie
Johnathan or Johnathon

Steven Stephen
Hayley Haley Hailey
Zac Zach Zack
Garrett Garett Garret

I can’t believe they are so many people who hate this too.

you think thats bad

Here are 135 different ways to spell Katelyn

Um excuse you, 136.

NB Sara and Sarah are NOT the same name. If you spell it without the h you are saa-ra, if you spell it with the h you are sair-a. That’s just how it is.