“-priority, and when it got to the other end i opened the box and i tried to lift it out to check it wasn’t broken – to check that no-one had hidden any smack in there and it was gonna get me machine gunned to death – and i opened the box and it just exploded everywhere! there was plywood everywhere – and i said to the woman who was watching i went ‘uh, can you help me with this’ – she went ‘AHAHAHA’ – that was just laughing – she was in hysterics – i didn’t know what for i was fuming – and then i told pete and he was laughing but he didn’t realise it was a present for him! ahh.. WHO HAD THE LAST LAUGH! but uhm yeah i gotta get it fixed. that was a bummer. but apart from that thailand was great.”
Thank you!!!! He definetly needs a translator from Carlish to english
fact: ppl named katie with a k are inherently more powerful than those who spell it with a c. the strongest catie could fight the weakest katie and would still be obliterated. however, katies ending in ie are superior to katies ending in y, with k/catis as the most inferior katie. the katie hierarchy is as follows: katie, katy, kati, catie, caty, cati. katherines, however, are the most powerful of all, with catherines at a distant second. if, for god knows what reason, you place an i between the a and the t (see: caitie, kaity), you do not qualify as a true katie, and will not survive past a single round of katie v katie fisticuffs.
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