the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.
Author: suchasinistergame
Carl

Roll a four, roll a nine
Another secret for ya
We are the village green preservation society
Did you know the water’s turning yellow?
Did you read the news?
That one’s a bit ominous! Strangely topical lol. Thank you!
Hi!
She sold herself on the one love
Say you’ll follow me through the good times
When you touch my hand
I want to tell you
I’m filthy, I’m hungry
Some bangers in there haha. And not a bad result! 😉 Thanks!
Hi :)
Working the village shop, putting a poster up
When you’re stuck like glue
I’m not invited to the party
There are people in town, man, crazy people in town
Strolling along minding my own business
Hmm this one’s a bit more cryptic lol. Maybe if I re-order it?
Strolling along minding my own business
I’m not invited to the party
Working the village shop, putting a poster up
There are people in town, man, crazy people in town
When you’re stuck like glue
Bit better maybe! Thanks!
hi!
Hey Joe
After drinks on Sunday, you give the world a rest
Martha my dear
He’s a real nowhere man
Never ever wanted to be with you
That’s cold :S I always love this meme cos you always get some interesting stuff, haha. Thanks!
Hi 😊
Don’t call it a comeback
When I took you back, I thought you’d only up and run
Lately I’ve been seeing things
¿Dónde estás María?
No I’ll never look back in anger
That almost made sense, kind of! Thanks!
hi!🎵🎶
Space daddy, you need a space daddy!
Don’t be shy, don’t be shy
Though you’re gone away this morning
Now the time has nearly come
The place where I stand gives way to liquid lino
Wow this really went to some disparate places, haha. Thanks!
