a list of “it’s always sunny” lines that made me laugh at inconvenient times
i do a back flip every single day of my life
BECAUSE DENNIS IS A BASTARD MAN
your hair looks small
dee you gangly, uncoordinated bitch. i am not getting hogtied due to your lack of grace
i want you to get off with me
did you fuck my fucking mom, santa claus?!
the ‘psycho pete returns’ intro
WILD CARD, BITCHES
what do you think is happening right now?!
MY MOMMY, MY MOMMY’S A SKELETON
“dude, do you have a boner right now?” “shut up, man, don’t ruin this for me.”
ghouls
i will set you on fire like the last bitch that crossed me
DON’T BRING JAMIE NELSON INTO THIS
hello fellow american. this you should vote me. i leave power. good. thank you, thank you. if you vote me, I’m hot. taxes, they’ll be lower… son. the democratic vote is the right thing to do philadelphia, so do.
…Did I see you bang that thing?
I’m so tired/sad/anxious/wanting to just go live in a cave forever because interacting with humans is just too difficult for me BUT on the other hand cricket is ALMOST HERE and I am very grateful for that o/ Only one more day till the Test starts, and only three until Headingley adventures with @twistsofsilver@brokendaisychains and friends~ I’m getting the wet weather contingency plans ready as we speak >.>
I finally got around to taking the photos from Barcelona winter testing off my camera, so here’s a super cute video of some bants occurring in the Williams garage. Huge apologies for the genuinely horrendous camera work in the first third of the video; windy/camera at full zoom/no tripod/Val fucking up the contrast/a shark was eating my leg etc
(OH UNRELATED: I sent off the Ten Years! drawing to Rob and today I got a nice letter back from him. :D)
A girl came in and said she’d had one of my brownies before and how good it was but she got one today and left half of it D: It was a different flavour and it wasn’t a fresh one but it tasted fine to me! Now I’m all paranoid :S
Also I hope it hadn’t fallen on the floor cos I ate part of it lol >.>
Why can’t I post a link to a fic on AO3 with the actual title and all like I used to, Tumblr you utter pile of shite?
Ffs here’s the fic anyway:Kisses Sweeter Than Wine (Rolipe, M, 1579 words). Based on an old old prompt from a meme: “waking up the morning after a night of drunken sex”. May or may not be of interest to @cryonblackrain but dw I won’t offended if not! 😉
Realised I posted the fic locked, which might explain why the posting was messed up, oops. I locked all my fics a while back, but forgot to lock the previous too, so I’ve now unlocked this one and I guess I might as well unlock them all lol. I’d change them all over to my other pseud, but that seems like a ball ache ><
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