suchasinistergame

According to a recent survey commissioned by National Rail what do the perfect couple do five times a day?
Vic: Well when we’re on the train the first thing we do is wash each other’s faces so we’re all nice and presentable for the other passengers.

Source: fuckyeahvicandbob

dave-bootista:

I get that this is setting up Kane, Big Show & Ryback vs The Wyatt’s at Fastlane BUT WHY IS THIS ENDING RAW TONIGHT?!?

Oh wow how excited am I for that match

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I’m really no good at going round acting like everything is normal when inside I’m just going AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH

twistsofsilver:

otpprompts:

Person B is tall and Person A is short. On their first date, they go to a restaurant, and the lights hang low over the table. When Person B leans in for a kiss, they hit their head on the light. Person A snorted. Person A never lets them forget this.

@plumjaffas @latenightwatchman @boundaryrider *coughs*

Source: fynewnewyork.com

guineapiggies:

In The Flowers II by ABilro

Source: abilro.deviantart.com

vedderman:

We’re not quitters!

Source: justinstheroux

Ill or anxious? The eternal fucking question, ugh. I’m meant to be going out in an hour, which means i should get ready soon. But i can’t face moving, at all D: But then there’s the knowledge that, if you cancel, you’ll end up at home feeling better… or maybe not better, but just the same, no worse and no different. Just anxious, but at home.

Argh.