Oh man that is so very kind of you! I’m super-devastated that unfortunately I can’t make it, but I’m going to publish this in case anyone else can – what an amazing offer, thank you so much!
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Carl: Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Peter. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
Peter: Um, if you did it, Carlos?
Fuck you Tumblr i have my best ever post ready to go and you won’t post it for some reason you bastard


Buster Keaton and Beulah Booker in The Saphead (1920)
Midnight thoughts: I’ve never been bothered by fear of failure, but the deathly fear of getting in trouble has crippled me all my life
how the signs speak
*** use mercury sign or sign ruled by any planets in the 3rd house ***
aries: talks very enthusiastically and quickly, doesn’t take a lot of breaths or pauses, makes even the most boring topics sound interesting
taurus: uses very long words and speaks in long sentences, talks slowly and carefully, takes a lot of pauses and generally speaks sort of quietly
gemini: rambles and stutters because they have too many thoughts to communicate clearly, however they are very good at getting their point across in the end, they talk a lot
cancer: has a childlike voice, uses very simple words to make themselves easier to understand, in conversations they listen more than they speak
leo: speaks with a condescending tone (often by accident), talks a lot and uses a lot of hand gestures and extreme facial expressions, takes very few breaths
virgo: speaks very concisely but starts to ramble if they get excited, they listen more than they speak (like cancers), very good in arguments or debates
libra: tends to slur their words together lazily, speaks slowly, good at describing things and telling stories, generally has a high-pitched voice
scorpio: pauses in the middle of their sentences, speaks very quietly, frequently mutters under their breath in conversations, very good with eye contact
sagittarius: curses more than the average person, rambles and uses hand gestures, likes to randomly throw in foreign words and phrases like ‘adios’ or ‘danke’
capricorn: uses more complex sentence structures, good at communicating their idea in fewer words, generally has a lower-pitched voice
aquarius: very bad with eye contact in conversations, very good with arguments and debates, speaks very quickly yet very clearly, uses unnecessarily long words
pisces: has an accidental whiny tone whenever they speak, speaks quietly in conversations, uses imagery-rich words, very good at storytelling
so who else gets irrationally afraid and embarrassed about their interests being known to people in real life
#i’m not embarrassed but#i hate the thought of having to guard what i love#and defend any of my interests to others#people are the worst i don’t want them to know me
I call this “residual anxiety from being bullied for everything that made me even slightly unusual every day in junior high.”
I literally never tell anyone i work with anything about me until i absolutely can’t avoid it
I love how the Libs’ website periodically says that something is going to happen “every month” then it happens for precisely one month
