nerdibi:

THE SIGNS ACCORDING TO SHITPOSTGENERATOR:

Ariesbuddy i aam afraid
Taurusguess who’s about to bully your hamster

Gemini: *SAVES YOU FROM WATCHIN G ADAM SANDLER* HOLD UP

Cancer: imagine space aesthetics

Leo*remembers disgraceful friends* dude

Virgo[[ something went wrong ]]

Librawhy are tragedies so heterosexual

Scorpio: *cooks my husband* well shit

Sagittariuswhat about fucking pants

Capricorn: mail your friends memes

Aquariusyou can’t shitpost about that fucking frog

Piscesfriendly reminder that you need to purposely sexualize your digusting problematic fave

ellie-mayflower:

Rob: “It feels strangely emotional. I didn’t really think it would feel like this–”

Karun: “You’re a hard-nosed East Northerner! What’s going on?”

Rob: “Yeah, I know, yeah. Something like that. But he’s just, you know, he’s… he’s part of the family really. I’ve said it many times, he’s like a little brother to me. We’ll see each other all the time but just, just not seeing him at work as much it’s just… yeah, it’s a little bit sad.”