Felipe: We should get married.
Rob: Felipe, we’ve been married for five years.
Felipe: Oh.. Nice.
Author: suchasinistergame
*gets excited about the story i’m going to act out in my head before i fall asleep*
Nowt makes you more paranoid that everyone has you muted than when you post sthg and no one reacts, then someone else posts the same thing and everyone pops for it ;(
I think i can feel my first Christmas meltdown incoming :S Right on time
Felipe gets a new shirt and I’m genuinely like WOAH 😮😮😮
I laughed at this for a solid 5 minutes
The big upside of being unattractive is that literally no-one gaf if you follow “normal” beauty rituals (intense body hair removal, careful make-up/skincare regime every day, hair styling, weight-consciousness etc) cos you’re already ugly, there ain’t no changing that, so it doesn’t matter whether you do that shit or not. o/
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